超级大满贯

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超级大满贯YIGEHEDEZUIXUNXUNDENONGFUWAIZUOZAIBATAIQIAN。JIUBAOZOUGUOLAIWENDAO:“LAOXIANG,TIANQIZHEIMEHAO,NIZENMEBUCHUQUXIANGSHOUYANGGUANG,FANERZAIZHEILIHEMENJIU?”

NONGFUZHANGTANYIKOULENGQI,HUIDASHUO:“AI~~……SHENGHUOZHONGYOUXIESHIQINGSHIYONGYUANWUFAJIESHIDE。”

JIUBAOZHOUZHOUMEITOU,WEN:“FASHENGSHENMELE?”

NONGFUZHUAQIJIUPING,YOUHELEYIKOUJIU,ZHEICAIBUJINBUMANDISHUO:“JINTIANZAOSHANG,WOZAIJINIUNAI,GANGHAOJIMANYITONGDESHIHOU,NAINIUYONGZUOHOUTIBANAITIFANLE。”

超级大满贯JIUBAODIANDIANTOU:“SHITINGDAOMEIDE,DANHAIBUZHIYURANGRENRUCIYUMENA。”

NONGFUYAOYAOYAOTOU,SHUO:“AI……RENSHENGZHONGYOUXIESHISHIYONGYUANWUFAJIESHIDE。”

酒保又问:“那接着呢?”(一起过 yzjry.com

NONGFUJIEZHESHUO:“WOYONGSHENGZIBATADEZUOJIAOBANGZAILEZHUZISHANG,JIEZHEJI,GANGHAOJIEMANYITONGSHI,TAYOUYONGYOUHOUTIBATONGTIFANLE。”

超级大满贯JIUBAOHAHADAXIAO,YOUWENDAO:“RANHOUYOUFASHENGSHENMELE?”

NONGFU:“WOBATADEYOUTUIYEBANGDAOLEZHUZISHANG,JIEZHEJINAI,GANGHAOJIEMANYITONGSHI,TAYOUYONGWEIBABATONGSAODAOLE。”

超级大满贯JIUBAO:“SHIGOUDAOMEIDE。SUANLE,BATAWANGDIAO,BUYAONANGUOLE。”

超级大满贯NONGFU:“KESHI!AI……RENSHENGZHONGYOUXIESHIQINGSHIYONGYUANWUFAJIESHIDE。”

超级大满贯JIUBAO:“YOUFASHENGSHENMELE?”

超级大满贯NONGFUSHANGXINDISHUO:“ZHEIHUIWOMEISHENGZILE,ZHIHAOCHOUCHUYAODAIDAITI,WOGANGGANGBATADEWEIBAZHUAZAISHOULI,KUZIDIAOLE。ZHEISHI,PIANPIANWOWEIHUNQIZOULEJINLAI……”

[时间:2013-02-18]
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